am i funny yet?
: Breaking: Ivanka Trump releases statement demanding
cover maternity care (just kidding she's skiing)
Mar 24, 2017, 8:10 AM
: Your father's healthcare plan will kill the poor & disabled.
Mar 22, 2017, 8:44 AM
: Having a prolific retweet night. Blacked out
Mar 18, 2017, 12:31 PM
Whole Foods doesn't sell donuts (Hole Foods)
Mar 14, 2017, 9:20 AM
: Good thing a woman isnt president! Too erratic and emotional
Mar 10, 2017, 12:13 PM
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a shout out.
Mar 3, 2017, 1:15 PM
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Feb 8, 2017, 10:22 PM
Yes. You were right that there was far more uncertainty than we were accounting for. I apologize. Gonna stick to punditry.
Nov 9, 2016, 12:22 AM
: When you protest a Trump rally but no one realizes your shirt says "Latinas AGAINST trump" so they take pics w/ you…
Oct 23, 2016, 9:20 AM